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- punk band name... spore or spoor
- band name... 'soft furnishings'
- heavy metal band name... 'blood blister'
- band name... 'residual heat'
- band name... 'baby skinks'
- band name... 'the grunions'
- band name... 'jazz hands'
- book title... 'black ice bridge'
- band name... 'the chenopods'
- b-movie or sci-fi novel... 'attack of the chenopods'
- punk band name... 'the wads'
- album title... 'antipatterns'
- band name... 'idle time'
- emo band name... 'the tisanes'
- band name... 'idle time'
- punk band name... 'lung chunks'
- band name... 'the boo boo strips'
- band name... 'spontaneous nosebleeds'
- book title... 'the price of gravity'
- band name... 'the moo cows'
- band name... 'the ascii cows'
- parody web site... 'how was the puppet show?'
- band name... 'the sugar wafers' (a pop act, naturally)
- short story... 'driving like there's cops'
- song title... 'like aversion'
- band name... 'mom jeans'
- vampire book series (about younger vampires) or band name... 'the deadlings'
- punk band name... 'the unsatisfied'
- book title... 'the farthest doubt'
- band name... 'the microgreens'
- band name... 'chicken zeitgeist'
- band name... 'the pug rejects' (per alyssa)
- book title... 'maybe others'
- band name... 'the polyglots'
- book title... 'die, dayenu'
- band name... 'parking lot vandals'
- band name... 'raceway park'
- short story title... 'ovals of despair'
- band name.... 'the allergies'
- band name... 'the meat sweats'
- band name... 'burping tamales' (per alyssa)
- backing band name... '(someone and the) delicious moroccan appitizers'
- punk band name... 'butt spasms'
- band name... 'the random 7'
- punk band name... 'the fruit acids'
- band name... 'pseudo-bambis'
- band name... 'the macular degerates.'
- manga name... 'cobalt chromium'
- short story... 'inconvenient friends'
- porn star names... 'ciabatta love' (female), 'ciabitta loaf' (male)
- country song... 'why the hell are we in texas?'
- kids book... georgia has a hope
- porn star name... cocoa truffles
- band name... new hopes of the south
- band name... pb and the j's
- band name... dreamy nightmares
- short story...'thump the neighbor'
- prog-rock album... 'extensions'
- band name... 'wonky'
- punk band name... 'dermal cysts' (alyssa's favorite....)
- book title... 'truffle village'
- band name... 'the plantkillers'
- book title... 'escaping fargo'
- short story... 'the invisible martha'
- guided by voices tribune band... 'frustrated by muses'
- band name... 'the house plants'
- short story... 'breakfast with librarians'
- girl drink... 'the electric screwdriver' (if one doesn't exist...)
- band name... 'the circle pines'
- short story... 'carmel de lite and the samoan'
- band name... 'the liver flukes'
- band name... 'the striploins'
- band name... 'the undescended'
- band name... 'bastard cucumbers'
- band name... 'parking lot bastards'
- band name... 'the lobster mushrooms'
- short story... 'the walloons are here'
- band name and record... the purple nurples with 'songs of the hurple'
- band name and/or short story... 'flowers from tokyo'
- band name... 'morphemes' (jill's)
- band name... 'caution drive'
- band name... 'lemon and the vegetables'
- band name... 'the blue asters'
- r.e.m. song... '40 miles to fargo' (dana's idea)
- band name... 'pronto pups'
- they might be giant's song... 'von hanson's meats'
- band name... 'the venn diagrams'
- band name... 'the non sequiturs'
- band name... 'otherwise erstwhile'
- movie series... 'the swapilator.'
- alt-country tune... 'gay porn and bourbon' (co-credit to jacque)
- short story... 'neil diamond as epithet'
- book title... 'a good time was had by all.'
- band name... 'car wash for jesus' (they must cover 'jesus built my hot rod')
- short story... 'shoes of grace'
- band name... 'the scalenes'
- band name... 'the slubs'
- blues singer... 'blind chicken legbone'
- short story... 'oblongated'
- book title... 'bloodwork chronicles'
- band name... 'repressed librarians'
- band name... 'the expectorants'
- band name... 'friendly cosmonauts'
- band name... 'the tasty nibbles'
- band name... the rhomboids
- emo band name... 'ice damns'
- singer, album title... 'ed lobster, full length release e.p.' (next album
title... 'ed lobster hums songs you vaguely know')
- band names... 'teenage shelvers'
- band name... 'the dirt bombs'
- band name... 'alternative meat'
- band name... 'the radishes'
- band name... 'processed cheese'
- book... 'nail in my head'
- strange cowboy name... 'halfway hummus'
- tv show... 'what the...?' (not a good tv show, but one nonetheless)
- band name... 'the temporary boys'
- short story... 'my definition'
- band name... 'the wasabi peas' (burns going in, burns going out....)
- band name... 'the mutant children' (a group effort)
- short story... 'group effort' (for that matter...)
- band name... 'the mutual friends' (alyssa again)
- band name... 'pillow sham' (props to jacque)
- band name... 'the pink tags' (opens for pillow sham) (again, props to jacque)
- strange german artist... 'frunlog'
- band name...'the invisible husbands' (a la alyssa)
- band name... 'crab nebula'
- band name... 'the random splotches'
- band name... 'the crap magnets'
- band name... 'ruined cuticles'
- band name... 'infected wounds'
- band name... 'the zesters'
- movie of the week... 'hospital blues'
- stupid book... 'revenge of the corporate planners'
- b movie... 'rabid... revenge of the angry squirrels'
- food tv series... 'lunch with linda'
- mystery novel... 'the random liars'
- band name... 'the nothing whatevers'
- short story... 'whatever happened to elenor lovell?'
- band name... 'mushroom korma'
- band name... 'the humping babies'
- band name... 'the vocal stylings'
- band name... 'the sammy hagars'
- short story... 'who knows'
- book title... 'nice knowing you, now leave'
- book title... 'off the egde of the world with you'
- movie title... 'dark pittsburg'
- band name... the proud ants club (with a nod to debb)
- band name... 'naked walt' (as in whitman)
- song title... 'all i want is something else'
- book title... 'at the end of the world nothing matters'
- variety show... 'stuff'
- band name... 'the dirty words'
- movie title... 'blood warm'
- tv show... 'peoplocity'
- restaurant name... flavour garden
- band name... 'the flavinoids' (would also make a good backup
band for flavor flav)
- bad band name... 'banana splat'
- bad play made into a bad movie... 'the elevator stops here'
- album title... 'dog years'
- cafe name... 'fries with that'
- punk band... 'the hematomas'
- children's book title... 'bob on the bus'
- band name... 'rapid response potato'
- plant store... 'the yewniversity'
- band name... 'head clamps'
- band name... 'the tildes'
- band name... 'poison ants'
- musical... 'swoon'
- video concept... people lip synching in their cars to a song,
without band appearances
- book... 'all the things in the world'
- room name... 'hidden'
- thing to hear on a game show... 'and the irony is'
- office complex name... 'hidden'
- room name... 'elbow'
- book... 'go away'
- album title... 'step away'
- thing to contemplate idly... 'save changes to things?'
- series of books (not time-life)... 'the book of life stories'
- bad band name... 'inferior feta'
- motivational speech... 'it's not always a duck'
- short story... 'grilled'
- book title... 'to comfort you'
- car name... 'quasi' (it's a small car)
- castle name... 'cassoulet'
- band name.... 'the bat wings'
- movie... 'the toes of oronde gadsden'
- short story... 'the idealized breakfast'
- miniseries... 'when the nestles met the hersheys'
- book title... 'store stories'
- band name... 'the snow boogers'
- triple concert bill... 'the self delusions, the self denials
and the self obsessed'
- book title... 'nothing left, toulouse'
- spocklike thing to say... 'spawning external viewer'
- book title... 'almost there'
- metal band, possibly thrash or goth... 'horrid'
- name of a strange restaurant... 'the leaky potato' (alternately...
'the exploding potato')
- word to repeat until it sounds odder still... 'fnac'
- book title...'there were things'
- band name... 'the candy lizards'
- short story... 'impatient beets'
- road sign... 'where are we, anyway?'
- jeopardy category... 'things that are in your nose'
- title... 'ca va'
- short story... 'one to go'
- domain... 'beefcheeks.net' (available as of this writing)
- sport... 'giraffe basketball'
- multimedia event (band, album, performance art, puppets,
domain)... 'the hand turkeys'
- band name... 'automatic caution door'
- book title... 'the things that are real'
- name of a band or song... 'verb confusion'
- book title... 'the university of falling things'
- domain name... 'vastconfusion.com' (available as of this
writing)
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